Our colonial cousins from across the pond have a lot to answer for, every year Halloween sinks it’s fangs into the delicious exposed neck of Great Britain and sooner or later we’ll have fully turned. We’ll be just like them.
No longer are the kids satisfied with carving a turnip because you left it too late nor is it ok to cut two holes in a bed sheet and claim you’re a ghost. No, times have changed and it’s time to step up to the plate. You need to show that dude who always turns up to your sister’s parties dressed as one of those blue guys from Avatar or something that you can compete.
|Choose Your Initial||Choose Your Birth Month|
|A – Undead||N – Homeless||January – Cowboy|
|B- drunk||O– Billionaire||February – Pikachu|
|C- bloody||P – French||March – Werewolf|
|D - Sexy||Q – posh||April - Harambe|
|E – Sweaty||R – sailor||May – Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars|
|F – Headless||S – oily||June- Blue Guy from Avatar or something|
|G – Ginger||T – Murderous||July – Donald Trump|
|H – Gangsta||U – Toilet paper||August- Vampire Bat|
|I– Pirate||V – Mexican||September – Toilet|
|J – Confused||W – Fake tan||October – Mummy|
|K – Bald||X – Vicious||November – Kim Kardashian|
|L– Baby||Y – Duct tape||December – Santa Clause|
|M – Monstrous||Z - Hairy|
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