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Christmas Tips For Grinchy McScrooge

Here at Chisel Tree we're well aware that not everyone shares our deep rooted love of all things Christmas. We know that sometimes instead of decking the halls you feel like decking your husband in the face for humming "It's beginning to look at lot like Christmas" over and over again. We know Christmas can be stressful. From practising your "overwhelmed with uncontrollable joy" face for when unwrapping that ironing board from the kids. The infuriating way Christmas seems to creep up on us earlier and earlier every year "Stop being so miserable! Where's your Christmas Cheer!" says the jolly shop keeper from a top of his ladder as he hangs his decorations in mid- October, dangerously swaying from side...

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Chisel Treason – Bonfires and What Not

Remember remember the fifth of November, Gunpowder treason and plot.We see no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. With all the gathering around bonfires and watching spectacular firework displays, it would be easy to forget what on earth we’re trying to remember. And although some spend the evening desperately trying to calm their terrified pets that are wondering what the hell is going on (no Fluffy, Donald Trump hasn’t pressed the big red button just yet), the majority are engaging in a good deal of merriment at the expense of a Guy, last name Fawkes. It’s ironic that a night of such wonderment would stem from a story so incredibly gruesome. Chisel Tree are here to remind you...

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Welcome to Mo-Town

Everyone in the world knows the one sure fire way to demand immediate respect from your friends and work colleagues is to grow a kick ass moustache. The moustache has been a symbol of masculinity since the dawn of time and it’s every man’s duty, nay privilege, to at some point during their insignificant lives, unleash the incredible power of the moustache. To joyously allow the once shy and timid hair that adorns the top lip to grow without fear of clippers or razor, to look destiny right in the stache and say LETS GET HAIRY.  That time is now, every year more and more men are snatching the opportunity to free the follicles and grow a moustache in support...

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ChiselTree's Halloween Costume Drama 2016

Our colonial cousins from across the pond have a lot to answer for, every year Halloween sinks it’s fangs into the delicious exposed neck of Great Britain and sooner or later we’ll have fully turned. We’ll be just like them. No longer are the kids satisfied with carving a turnip because you left it too late nor is it ok to cut two holes in a bed sheet and claim you’re a ghost. No, times have changed and it’s time to step up to the plate. You need to show that dude who always turns up to your sister’s parties dressed as one of those blue guys from Avatar or something that you can compete. Chisel Tree have the answer,...

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